what if?: climbing trips were like tv shows

17 12 2008

dennycrane

murder she wrote: one of my spotters has to die, but it’s totally worth it for a sweet camping spot and an abbreviated mystery.

house: i’d not only get to spend the whole day high, but i’d also get to go around and figure out all the impossible problems while all my friends stand in awe of my realbig brain.

gilligan’s island: an island full of boulders, a cadre of young persons, and a pair of old people to remind us of how awesome we all are.  not sure i’d be gunning for a rescue.

heroes: everyone has amazing climbing skills but never really sends anything because they are too busy discussing how ‘special’ they all are.  on the bright side?  nobody will ever die.

lost: all the boulderers are really sport climbers, all the sport climbers are really boulderers, and nobody knows WTF is going on.

-tissue

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20 12 2008
thereverend

the office: one of your friends walks around pretending he knows how to spot and ends up getting himself hurt. you start staring off into space giving unsolicited dialogue.

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