no this post isn’t about how we should pal up on ye old facebook. i’ve got plenty of friends. and by friends i mean people who are barely acquaintances; a group which dwindles with each and every status update/status flame I deliver. i’m like the Santa Claus for people who thrive on well-written hostility.
no, dear reader. this post isn’t about how bold i am on the interwebs. how tough i am in cyberspace. nope, it’s all about noobs. i’ll explain.
see, i’ve been interwebbing for over a decade. flames. trolls. WTF???!!! telling people to go “f/k themselves with their stupid f/king mouse” since about 1999. now it’s not like i’m the only one. clearly there had to be – at the very least – one other person for me to vent on. in fact, thanks to sci-fi novels and dungeons and dragons there were a TON of people to vent on. point is, this whole mess has been going on for awhile.
fast forward to right now:
is it just me or do other long-time interwebbers get the feeling that Facebook people are f/king noobs at this whole virtual communications game? can’t flame someone on FB without someone pulling the entire thread. explain to someone why they’re wrong? the snub you IRL (that’s ‘in real life’ noob). ZOMG WTFLOLBBQ!!!!! IT”S LIKE THEY JUST ARRIVED ON EARTH. JUST NOW.
i dunno about you, but i liked the interwebbage better when it was just me and the other nerds who knew what an URL was.
yours in rockclimbing splendor,