i tried out for this band, but my suit wasn't "shiny" enough
i don’t believe in god. sure, i think he is totally going to destroy us all in 2012 with the help of our arch-nemesis Mayan Calender, but i don’t so much believe in “him”. in fact, i don’t actually believe in anything, other than math and whatever i happen to be watching on television. so with little or no “belief magic” you can imagine how stoked i am for thanksgiving. yes, nothing gets me hyped on binge-eating quite like celebrating native americans teaching white people how not to starve in 1621… only to be almost entirely decimated by their dinner guests over the next 200 years.
TOUCHDOWN!
but this year i’m going climbing (v14+/5.14c+). then i’m going home (house). then i’m listening to music (GOOD). and it probably will sound like this:
paul white is the man. click on the above image for a free download…
people. listen to me. this might be the best beats album of all time. seriously. i don’t lie about this kind of stuff. in fact, outside of taxes and my entire high school sexual history – i don’t lie about anything. except that one time when i was on vacation. yes, that really happened. really.
given the infantile attention span of – well – most everyone, this is probably considered old (it came out a year ago – GASP!). i forgot where i was going with this, but i just bought this Starkey album yesterday, which makes me both really excited and also, like, WAY behind. at any rate, this song is awesome. rowdy r&b flavored bass music.
in what appears to be a trend, here is yet another artist who is a decade younger than me who I am totally in like with. this remix by Joy Orbison basically takes everything awesome in music and crunches up into something more awesome than all the parts. in other words – 5/5 – ***** – 10/10 – 8A
-tissue/milyoo/tommy
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